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Trump says he will declare Strait of Hormuz a US territory (www.thehill.com)

submitted 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 26 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Only losers stick to a single topic. This guy multitasks like no other.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Nope. Not really. All this random multitasking, all the constant never ending bullshit. It's all actually 1 task.

That 1 task is called "Distract everybody from the epstein files"

[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 hours ago

Would he even lose his existing base at this point though?