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[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You are playing a dangerous game with cheese pizza.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

i have no idea what that means

EdiT: ih. yes, of course. Cock pirate. Apologies for the slow draw, been building a basement brewery all day

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cheese pizza is also perverted. You're covering a perfectly good pizza with stolen rotted breast milk from an animal. Vegan cheese pizza is fine.

[–] andxz@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuck that. Cow milk goes moo oo oo oo oo.

..and yes, I'm Nordic and tolerate it fucking perfectly. The only American I've ever dated got into this with me so hard I thought she'd die on the sidewalk out of pure spite right there. "Milk is for baby cows," my hairy ass. It's for delicious fucking pizzas, amongst many other delicious things.

..also if you've been in Finland for close to a fucking decade and haven't figured out that yes, we fucking drink it just like that maybe it's time to figure out a new area in the world to settle. Like a Polynesian Volcano. Fuuuck.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Oh yeah good point, animal breast milk is also connected to race by right wing weirdos. Source: https://theconversation.com/milk-a-symbol-of-neo-nazi-hate-83292

Here's a great (and by great I mean awful) historical quote on milk from 1933:

“A casual look at the races of people seems to show that those using much milk are the strongest physically and mentally, and the most enduring of the people of the world. Of all races, the Aryans seem to have been the heaviest drinkers of milk and the greatest users of butter and cheese, a fact that may in part account for the quick and high development of this division of human beings.”

[–] andxz@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

You should probably have looked at the differences between cultures there as it was damn near mandatory to drink milk in Norway, Sweden, Finland, and I presume Denmark, but who knows what they were up to, between 19XX and ...now, really. They've added water now, but anyway. It really sucked for people who didn't like milk. Anyways, what this has to do with your nazi problem = not much, but I see why you thought you'd score big there. It's just that the whole world isn't just America and pals. Also, your wierdass nazis drink it straight-up milk like weirdoes. PEF, my friend. Learn to love it.

Would you like to know something else they liked to obsess about in those old castles of theirs? Grails. Holy ones, especially.