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Updated: CyberTruck “Slices Deer in Half”… Elon claims that it is safer for pedestrians. (fuelarc.com)

submitted 2 days ago by KayLeadfoot@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Safer for pedestrians, in the nihilistic sense that they at least won't survive the hit I guess?

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[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I fucking bail if there's one even near me. They're knives on wheels and that's only one of many issues that make it a death trap for people inside or outside of it.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'll just call the police if I see one, because there's no way it'd be road legal here in the EU lmao

[–] vorpuni@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 4 points 2 days ago

I'm not sure if NATO personnel in Belgium can bring this shit here: they can drive their US registered car without issues because I've seen quite a few cars with US plates (and only on the rear) in that area.