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Jesus fucking christ.
I'm sure Grok can make that, too
Trumpest fucking Trump.
"the spider caught himself a couple of flies. Hey Zeus, bring out the gimp."
Despite being nailed to the cross, I just realized I've never thought of Jesus and bdsm in the same thought process until now.
Jesus being readied for the cross by the sinful woman seems kinda 4-6th century 50 Shades of Hyssop and worth a peek, Jacob of Serugh & co.
Not the worst possible ending at least.
The suicide probably makes it even more difficult for his family. Poor girl probably blames herself. (She shouldn't to be clear but still)
More of this please
Well, at least one problem took care of itself. Now to kill the Grok.