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[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 145 points 1 week ago

Congrats to GitHub on achieving one 9 availability

[-] Ptsf@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago

Let's party like it's 1999-12-31T23:59:59!

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

We all had our computers turned off due to the Y2K bug.

[-] Ptsf@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Eyyyyy this guy gets it.

[-] Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

UTC of course

[-] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

You should've seen me: 💃 but also "LET'S BURN THIS MOTHER (world) DOWN!!! 😈"

[-] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 32 points 1 week ago

9.99% is still three nines so

[-] plateee@piefed.social 25 points 1 week ago

psssh. My homelab is six 9s uptime: 9.99999%

this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2026

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