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[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 15 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Instructions unclear. Please advise on how to remove bone from apple unharmed - it is imperative that the bone remain undamaged.

[–] northertech@fedia.io 5 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Dude, just admit it's not a bone and I will give you the answer.

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Most folks from where I refer to it as a bone in both noun and verb form. I know you think I'm joking, but the head is really stuck in tight...

[–] DrakeAlbrecht@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

On the contrary, this is about the most honest rendition we've gotten yet.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

You just have to pee. It's right in the instructions