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I burned 2500 calories yesterday.... (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I left the brownies in the oven too long....

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[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

They'll be fine. You were gonna have them with milk, right? Well now you'll just need to use the milk to soften them up by letting them soak in the milk for a bit first.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Milk = Healthy

Some milk + some brownies = balanced diet

[–] yaroto98@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Or crumble them up and toss them on a bowl of ice cream.