As a kid, I really didn’t care. Now that I have to be mindful of my weight, I realize that’s like one brownie.
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Yeah, I mean, you don't have to eat the entire pan. But why wouldn't you? It's right there and it's brownies.
As long as you don't cut it up, it still counts as one
That's a small portion of brownies
They'll be fine. You were gonna have them with milk, right? Well now you'll just need to use the milk to soften them up by letting them soak in the milk for a bit first.
Milk = Healthy
Some milk + some brownies = balanced diet
Or crumble them up and toss them on a bowl of ice cream.
For context on how much brownie that is, a pan of brownies from Papa John’s has 2150 calories.
Now we know op isn't called John