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[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 91 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Wait this is just my current job but with double the pay...

fuck I gotta get a new job

[–] big_bangus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago

same here, ouch

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 18 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, you need a new job. This is also my current job for not enough pay. You're getting shafted.

With that being said, this isn't really 3 jobs like the post implies. If you've worked with data integrations before, you know how SQL, APIs and cloud solutions interact.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Shhh don't let hr know, or your manager