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[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Oh no, they've learned the secret of turning piss into gold from Infowars!

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

But what about the people turning their gold into piss?

[-] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 5 points 1 week ago

Believe it or not, Infowars has you covered there too. What better way to hide your gold from an overreaching government than by turning it into piss?

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

Then your can pour the piss into your swimming pool, and through the powers of homeopathy, have even more gold than you started with when you turn it back!

[-] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Alcohol companies have had that figured out for quite some time.

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