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this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2026
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No, I read the headline, which is supposed to be a summary of the article. The FCC did in fact tell everyone that the Internet in the US is fast enough and that they don’t have to fund or push for any more improvements in the US.
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/08/fcc-abolishes-gigabit-speed-goal-suggesting-it-is-unfair-to-slower-technologies/
Shocker. Perhaps reading the article would provide you with more entertainment.
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Perhaps writing headlines that are actual satire would stop people from constantly telling you that your headlines suck as satire.
Sounds great.