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Biggar Penis Woods get the chop after getting blown too much (metro.co.uk)

submitted 20 hours ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 39 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

So much innuendo in that article.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

In your end-o

[–] Only_Slightly_Bent@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

Mental five!

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 17 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Absolutely incredible title actually. I've not seen a bigger click bait than this.

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Would you say the writer was a master baiter?

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

I yield. #threadender 👏🙇‍♂️

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago

But despite the swell of opposition,

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 5 points 19 hours ago

It’s practically tumescent!