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Biggar Penis Woods get the chop after getting blown too much (metro.co.uk)

submitted 10 hours ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

fuuuuck the ads on that site

[–] moldy_rice@piefed.keyboardvagabond.com 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

and only the tip remains

Just the tip?

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

The bummer is that it looks to me like it's the balls that remain. d'oh

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 hours ago

they should have put it on m69

[–] fake_meows@sopuli.xyz 12 points 7 hours ago

Mourning Woods.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago

Ah, makes sense. Trees are reaching the end of life and need replanting. I, for one, hope they'll be able to erect more wood in the near future!

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 33 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

So much innuendo in that article.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

In your end-o

[–] Only_Slightly_Bent@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

Mental five!

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Absolutely incredible title actually. I've not seen a bigger click bait than this.

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Would you say the writer was a master baiter?

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I yield. #threadender 👏🙇‍♂️

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago

But despite the swell of opposition,

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 hours ago

It’s practically tumescent!

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 23 points 9 hours ago

It will grow back nice and erect, as it has before.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Tiger's new nickname is kinda on the nose and I'm not sure whether that's due to truthfulness, flexibility, or both.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 8 hours ago

You know you're talented if they have to get it lopped off once you've finished.