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Anon visits IHOP
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this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2026
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Funny meme and all but if a restaurant decides to do this and refuses to listen to anything but the ridiculous name for the food, then I won't be eating there. You know what I want, either give it to me or we're done here. There's plenty of other restaurants and this one isn't going to miss my $10 today.
So you're saying you would not order the sploogemaster 40K?
In the 41st millennium there is only splooge.
Meanwhile me at Dennys: ILL HAVE THE MOONS OVER MY HAMMY PLEASE so loud the entire restaurant can hear it