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this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2026
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Yea, yea. Aliens act like they never went through a funky monkey stage. Up tight pricks.
Every species crawls out of the primordial goo one protrusion at a time, judgmental assholes
But what if they didn't go through a funky money stage. What if they went through a funky starfish phase?
Something something we all get fucked no matter the hole.