Salamanderwizard

Honestly, if someone messaged me to go die in a fire I wouldn't be surprised. I'm a grade A asshole. You say dumb shit, I'm gonna call it out. You act better than me, I'm gonna be as scummy as you think I am.

It's a bad habit I picked up from my mom. I'll never forget at a whataburger the dude at the window was rude and she turned and said "Suck my dick." The guy opened the window and said "Excuse me?" And this woman turned and said "I said suck my dick!"

But I don't blame her being mean, she had to be honestly.

bi men sitting in the corner sweatin'

But...man this guy is a cunt.

Forced marriage

I joined Lemmy cause Reddit kept banning me for saying Nazi should be met with a punch.

Not gonna lie. A lot of you are great. Some of you are up your own assholes and think it smells like flowers, some of you are way to sensitive, some of you are nutjobs.

But yall are okay for most part. I just wish I knew what the fuck yall were taking about most of the time. All this shit is confusing to me.

His sexy hair is what probably saved him. No way any alien crearure could ever copy that licious flow of human hair. It'd have driven it crazy.

Yes. I'm a very paranoid person.

I wouldn't even trust that honestly.

Seems like a valid reason. Breastfeeding random folks on the street is what God intended.

Friend. I am not going that deep. I like both him and Jordan as directors. I know there is like a "the thing" movie before the one I am talking about with sexy Kurt Russel and Devilishly handsome Keith David, who also voiced the awesome Arbiter in Halo.

I just know that one and love it a lot and would love for a talented artist to do one or continue the story with little cgi. I like that type of horror, which is all my dude.

I would love a "The thing" movie by Peele. I feel he'd do justice to it.

Wrong answer.

Or is it?