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Anon visits IHOP
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this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2026
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For real? German bakeries do this all the time. It's a fucking Kürbiskernbrötchen, why do they all feel like they have to invent their own bullshit influencer name for it? Chances are 9 out of 10 get them from the same factory even.
Sure. But if I say "ich will so eins" I'll get it.
Oh, for sure, but I usually also get the disappointed look and the "you mean the Jens-Lehmann-Gedächtnis-Kürbisblaster-3001?" correction.
My favourite!