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I agree with you but people who call other humans fuck trophies or crotch goblins are usually just the fucking worst most insufferable people ever.
My entire message is filled with hyperbole and you go "all the other stuff is fine, but I draw the line at 'fuck trophy'". You're the type of person who will break up a peaceful demonstration because somebody wore the wrong clothes that day.
The enemy of good, the friend of perfect.
holy straw man.
You don't think I should call human children fuck trophy's? You must be pro police brutality.
Jfc I clocked you perfectly it seems.
Sure you did. What are you, a cop that pulls over minorities by "clocking" them by instinct? GTFO