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Sting Jesus, while obviously a joke, doesn't really make sense does it? Wouldn't it be Sting Mary? Or Sting Jesus's Mom? I'm not a Bibleologist of course, I only play one in the internet.
Big wheel keep on turnin'. Sting Mary keep on burnin'.
I'm extremely surprised '''''they''''' would think there's any species of shark could father babies with a ray, though but then maybe I'm just a big ole dumby for thinking they would be in reference to the keepers and support staff who cared for and/or studied Sting Mary.
Before Sting there was Police. So it's Police Mary
Okay, but the baby would be?
Dead, there was no baby.
This is the kind of early morning espresso/kratom talk I can get behind!
Rollin' on the river!
Sting Mary's womb was indeed empty, but the shape of her uterine void was mapped and used to build a functional replica of the salty messiah. When he was found floating down the Nile on a congealed foam of textile factory chemicals, the prophecy was fulfilled.
Would be, not is. Just trying to be pedantic over someone trying to be funny, don't mind me.
Sting Jesus is the bebe.
And to play us out, here's Sting Jesus with Streams of Gold.