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[-] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 179 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

How slow is a stingrays metabolism and ovulation cycle?

Can it hold onto a fertilized egg for a long while?

I checked and looks like they may be able to hold onto sperm for a few years.

Painted turtles can hold sperms for up to 3 years and fertilize eggs from multiple clutches with saved sperm.

[-] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 118 points 2 months ago

yeah thats what i was thinking hell look at cuddlefish they literally mate with a bunch of males, save their sperm separately in packets and then pick the 'best' to optimize the genetic quality. nature is wack. would be wild to learn another creature unlocked Parthenogenesis tho.

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 68 points 2 months ago

Cuddlefish are a fictional species from the game Subnautica. I think you mean cuttlefish.

[-] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 48 points 2 months ago

well thats just ducking great. (obviously my autocorrect is attention seeking)

[-] NoPanko@feddit.uk 20 points 2 months ago

Poor touch starved autocorrect :(

[-] Dojan@pawb.social 28 points 2 months ago

I just kind of assumed that stingrays were capable of parthenogenesis.

Did a cursory search and this was the first result which put a dampener on the whole situation unfortunately.

[-] Lyrl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

What a roller coaster for the people caring for Charlotte. She has a lump that's probably a tumor, no it's eggs, no it's a baby, no it's a reproductive disease.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 months ago

they literally mate with a bunch of males, save their sperm separately in packets and then pick the 'best' to optimize the genetic quality

Sounds like they've perfected the process and us humans could learn a thing or two from them 😄

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 13 points 2 months ago

Eugenics has been pretty problematic for humans in the past.

[-] imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

That's how human pregnancy works in the SF novel Ilium

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Sounds like they don’t have time to cuddle.

[-] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Honey bees are another good example of this.

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[-] nialv7@lemmy.world 82 points 2 months ago
[-] Quokka@quokk.au 42 points 2 months ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I was doing tasks! Teal is sus

[-] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago
[-] Trex202@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Vent about how stoopid people can get

[-] qevlarr@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago
[-] Etterra@discuss.online 31 points 2 months ago

That sounds like parthenogenesis to me.

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

And a surprisingly large number of species can do it.

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[-] CatAssTrophy@safest.space 5 points 2 months ago

The stingray ended up being sick and not actually pregnant. They were possibly seeing cysts, not eggs. Or possibly cysts and eggs and the illness caused the embryos to abort and were eaten before anyone noticed them.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/pregnant-virgin-stingray-wont-give-birth-after-all-heres-why-180984458/

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 months ago

Sting Jesus, while obviously a joke, doesn't really make sense does it? Wouldn't it be Sting Mary? Or Sting Jesus's Mom? I'm not a Bibleologist of course, I only play one in the internet.

Big wheel keep on turnin'. Sting Mary keep on burnin'.

I'm extremely surprised '''''they''''' would think there's any species of shark could father babies with a ray, though but then maybe I'm just a big ole dumby for thinking they would be in reference to the keepers and support staff who cared for and/or studied Sting Mary.

[-] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 months ago

Okay, but the baby would be?

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago
[-] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

This is the kind of early morning espresso/kratom talk I can get behind!

Rollin' on the river!

Sting Mary's womb was indeed empty, but the shape of her uterine void was mapped and used to build a functional replica of the salty messiah. When he was found floating down the Nile on a congealed foam of textile factory chemicals, the prophecy was fulfilled.

[-] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Would be, not is. Just trying to be pedantic over someone trying to be funny, don't mind me.

[-] mirshafie@europe.pub 7 points 2 months ago

Sting Jesus is the bebe.

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[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 months ago

What, you've never nutted in a stingray before?

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Me nutting in a stingray isn't the surprise. Her being pregnant is the surprise. This one isn't on me!

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 4 points 2 months ago

Afterwards, it stings when you pee

[-] Salvo@aussie.zone 17 points 2 months ago
[-] Odo@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago
[-] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

It’s because they kept her instead of sending her to a larger aquarium or marine biology center that could support Charlotte.

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Source? The provided link said she was sick which made it look like she was pregnant.

A larger aquarium might have saved her but it feels disingenuous to imply they kept her despite that when it sounds like they didn't even know there was even a problem requiring escalation until it was way too late.

[-] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They knew there was a problem months before she died, and even if they didn’t, they should have sent her somewhere with the proper resources. Instead, they kept her in a tiny “aquarium,” which is just a small room of fish tanks of aquatic animals that shouldn’t be there.

They kept her because she was making tons of money.

Had they sent her to a proper pacific research aquarium that is knowledgable about her species, she may not have died.

[-] Salvo@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Poor Charlotte.

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Some sting ray enthusiast from the staff transported sting ray semen into the tank.

[-] prex@aussie.zone 15 points 2 months ago

Someone from the staff is three stingrays in a trenchcoat.

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago

Who's that man with the three piece suit? Lookin' at stingbabe like she's mighty cute Who's that man with the three sharp limbs? Always takin' her on romantic swims

Stingray daa-aad, nobody suspects a thing!

[-] mastod0n@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago
[-] unknown@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago

Put a fricken laser on it

[-] NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

We just went snorkeling with stingrays in the Bahamas, and they had the same thing happen. The enclosure was only females, and yet one of them has gotten pregnant.

I assumed she was pregnant when the put them in the enclosure and they didn't know it? Or that they weren't as good at distinguishing male/female as they thought they were.

But you know, maybe there are some cool optional hermaphroditic traits in sting rays that biologists are just currently unaware of.

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