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Please don't eat the lockets
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You also shouldn't drink water. Did you know that stuff is in window cleaner?
The dihydrogen monoxide lobby wants you drinking 8 glasses worth per day.
There isn’t a person alive who can drink water and not die.
You can't be sure of that! But every single person who has died has been found to have consumed water.
Jim Ryerson
Fish fucked in that shit
More like the ocean is a great big communal uterus, both eggs and sperm get thrown in there
No they didn't. I boiled the fish fuck out of it