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[-] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 63 points 2 weeks ago

I feel like if you were going to eat jewellery, you probably aren't making it very far anyway. It's only a matter of time before you taste toilet cleaner or something.

[-] riskable@programming.dev 27 points 2 weeks ago

Trained from early childhood with those candy necklaces that shrinkflation has reduced to bracelets.

[-] rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 47 points 2 weeks ago

Real talk though… a baby in a person’s arm will totally put a locket or chain the person is wearing into its mouth.

[-] MountingSuspicion@reddthat.com 45 points 2 weeks ago

From the image it looks like they're in resin. I agree that people should be careful with jewelry around small children, but it doesn't look like these are the type that will open and spill out their contents, regardless of it the contents are poisonous or not. I feel like there would be bigger concerns if the baby bit a chunk of resin off. Maybe I'm mistaken though since I'm just going off the pic provided.

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 weeks ago

and that's a greater hazard than the materials inside the locket, so kind of a moot point

[-] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 21 points 2 weeks ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Hey itd me ur super vidor itd ok to eat the locker

[-] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 2 points 2 weeks ago

k, thx boss!

[-] ShutUpWesley@piefed.zip 19 points 2 weeks ago

It should come with a warning to keep it away from kids and pets though

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Shut up Wesley

[-] Kusarihime1@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago

You also shouldn't drink water. Did you know that stuff is in window cleaner?

[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago

The dihydrogen monoxide lobby wants you drinking 8 glasses worth per day.

[-] prettybunnys@piefed.social 9 points 2 weeks ago

There isn’t a person alive who can drink water and not die.

[-] Cavemanfreak@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago

You can't be sure of that! But every single person who has died has been found to have consumed water.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Jim Ryerson

[-] LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] rethnor@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

More like the ocean is a great big communal uterus, both eggs and sperm get thrown in there

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

No they didn't. I boiled the fish fuck out of it

[-] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 9 points 2 weeks ago

It’s like when we had to remind people that eating Tide pods is a bad idea.

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Can we be sure if anyone actually ate them? Articles were written, sure, but IIRC there were a ton of people posting about it sarcastically and that got reported as true

[-] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

The initial articles were about dementia patients mistaking them for candy, which is a thing that happened.

[-] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 2 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty sure a few people actually did have to go to the hospital over it. I think mostly by accident while trying (and failing) to not pierce them and ingest detergent.

[-] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

About as safe as American lettuce.

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Did they look at the wrong definition of a "consumer"?

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
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