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[-] Klear@piefed.world 35 points 2 months ago

There's been a LOT of attempts to explain this throughout history, none of them are really airtight. Until one day I finally cracked it. Like seriously, I think I have a solution without a contradiction:

What if... God is just not very clever? He's doing his best, ok?

If he's really all powerful - I hear you object - couldn't he simply increase his intelligence? Yes. Yes he could. If he thought of it =(

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

"if you're a dumbass and you know it, clap your hands"

suddenly, rolling thunder

[-] amio@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

All-powerful, all-seeing and loving. 1 and 2 can't be true for someone who dropped the ball this bad

[-] Klear@piefed.world 7 points 2 months ago

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

[-] amio@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Stupidity does not square with omniscience and omnipotence, though, unless one desperately needs it to. It would explain a hell of a lot, but you will notice how very little of the scripture goes "god, this god dude is such a stupe, but we're just rolling with it for reasons"

Besides, Hanlon's razor gets sorta short circuited by Occam's, which would seem to take a dim view of an entire bible's worth of waffling to explain suffering, war, famine, kids and good people dying horrifically from cancer, natural disasters etc etc etc

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Seeing is not the same as understanding.

Maybe humans like suffering and dying. They all seem to do it, so they must like it.

I like this idea of an all powerful toddler god

[-] amio@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

As a worldbuilding/fiction device, it's a hell of a lot better - genuine-looking limitations are always more convincing than "completely fantastical bullshit that just can't do any damn thing that you'd expect, for increasingly suspicious reasons", or that keeps switching capabilities after what the story/case needs. They're major alarm bells for not only being made up, but poorly.

It isn't the shtick for the major monotheistic religions, though. That wouldn't be very omnipotent or omniscient.

[-] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

The “toddler god” idea has a flaw; he’d have tantrums.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Like flooding the entire earth?

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Tracks with the whole “god made us like him” premise. That just means god is an idiot about half the time. Also explains the cruelty, capriciousness, manipulation, uncaring, etc. with hypothetical random acts of kindness. It also means any potential heaven is going to be a complete crapshoot, you have no idea what fit of pique god will have built heaven in.

Either way, sounds like god is a real dumpster fire and has left humans to stew in their own as well.

[-] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 2 points 2 months ago

This perfectly lines up with a series called Miracle Workers and in it Steve Buscemi is God and he's an absolute fuck up.

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