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Anon has seen it all before
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this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2026
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Takes off space helmet on alien planet, "the air is fine!"
“Oh no! Some of the black liquid got on me. Better get back to the ship.”
"Oh no! Something bit me while taking swamp samples from the jungle planet with 0 PPE!"
Bonus: "We're not allowed to treat them, because they're sentient naturalised swamp people now."
“Let me back on to the ship!”
"Oxygen-nitrogen atmosphere, suitable for humanoid life."
"Woah! Don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air?! You don't know!"