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[-] DigDoug@lemmy.world 103 points 1 day ago

"Fighting for custody of his organs" is an incredible turn of phrase. That Ronaldo guy should be a poet or writer.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 25 points 1 day ago

A lot of my friends have very creative idioms and the like. I have a ravenous appetite for things like this

[-] m__a__b@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago

A friend of mine has described an unpleasant bathroom experience as "birthing a hooved animal". Makes me laugh every time I hear it.

[-] ReptilianCleric@lemmy.zip 1 points 14 hours ago

Once had a friend comment, "have you ever felt like you should apologize to the toilet for what you just did?"

The look on the host's face was priceless.

this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2026
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