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[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago
[-] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Then just how the hell am I supposed to wind down at the end of the day?

[-] Stegget@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Perhaps with a nice, satisfying BM?

[-] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Can't, too many opiates.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 1 day ago

Take a bunch of immodium instead. (Taking a shit ton of it has similar effects to opiates)

[-] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 1 points 20 hours ago

Does it? I've heard that it can be useful for chasing WD away, but wasn't aware that it got you high. Something about delta kappa mu receptors? But I use kratom, which used to actually make me go, but finally does seem to be having traditional effects. I have a gut many expensive doctors have all failed to diagnose though so, shrug.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 17 hours ago

Yeah, it's known as Lopers. But you have to take something like 200 pills, which any doctor will tell you to absolutely not do.

[-] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 2 points 17 hours ago

I don't think there is any pill that taking 200 of is not a terrible idea.

this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2026
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