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Engagement must go up!
(lemmy.nz)
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this post was submitted on 31 Aug 2026
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Oh no, have you tried stabbing it in the heat with an epi pen?
no that might work that would really speed up engagement on lemmy.
Oh nice, does anyone have severe allergies?
maybe the lurker overlords. I don't know they don't engage with us.
They can't stare down from the toilet bowl rim forever. One day a small slip will send them careening down into the writhing pit. And then we'll finally have the critical mass we need to go viral.
yes we need to get that critical mass to jump start lemmy.
what if we hired a PR agency to revitalize the brand
oooo great idea, I think that will help lemmy
wait, I thought we were here to hinder Lemmy?
either way I'll set up some meetings
Great make sure it is done with in the 2 week sprint. We don't need to circle back around on this on the planning poker meeting.
I award you seven story points
Sorry I can't take that number we use the fibonacci numbers on every even number sprint week
You aren't using the patched Jira? It's under prod-2-test but don't change anything because the data centre guy has dysentry
No the company didn't want to pay for the updated
The tech debt will swallow us all