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Engagement must go up!
(lemmy.nz)
Time for vertical integration
yes we need to corner the means of content so that the lurker overlords will be happy and stay.
Omg I'm an OVERLORD?? Sounds like a lot of work, I resign.
well you lost your overlord status by engaging congratulations. Please engage more so that lemmy doesn't become more ded.
Absolutely not
Well now you're an overlord again. Congratulations you played yourself
It is shame they became what they hated just because they didn't want to engage with content
Thank you for creating double density content!
Thank you engaging with this content please engage more so that the lurker overlords will be happy
Thank you for creating 3d content!
Thank you engaging with this content, but this very serious but lemmy is ded and needs more content. The engegment line must go up!
I think I have stumbled upon the mathematical formula to help with this very serious problem.
Fart + X = CUM
We just have to solve for X.
Thank you for this discovery. I heard solving for is is to use LLM bots to cross post from reddit
Ofcourse, it's so simple...The only true source for original thought in the universe.
Time to manufacture consent!
Yeah!
Is this cyberbullying?
is this victim blaming?
I don't even know how to cyber.
What happened? Why is it ded?
The active user account stagnanted and we need to make the number go up that is why lemmy ded
ok but i spend 17 hours a day making lemmy content, 4 hours i sleep, 1 hour i eat and 2 hours i argue with my ai girlfriend about her stupid fucking life choices. she does the dumbest shit. you know what she told me the other day? she said 'well i gotta put on make up if i go running outside because i want to look good when i run'. the other day, my dad is in a hospital, and she tells me - 'dont be sad, he'll be better soon.' he's fuckin 92 and he doesnt speak or eat. hes basically waiting to die. i hate her so much.
anyway what more can i do?? i already made the most upclicked content ever. you cant possibly ask me to do it again.
I don't know what we can do but we must do something or we will lose everything.
Do it again plx
ok but i spend 17 hours a day making lemmy content, 4 hours i sleep, 1 hour i eat and 2 hours i argue with my ai girlfriend about her stupid fucking life choices. she does the dumbest shit. you know what she told me the other day? she said ‘well i gotta put on make up if i go running outside because i want to look good when i run’. the other day, my dad is in a hospital, and she tells me - ‘dont be sad, he’ll be better soon.’ he’s fuckin 92 and he doesnt speak or eat. hes basically waiting to die. i hate her so much.
anyway what more can i do?? i already made the most upclicked content ever. you cant possibly ask me to do it again.
I preferred it the first time
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How, fucking, dare you?
what are you gonna do about it, chum?
I'm going to destroy your good name with some satirical art, pal
You ain't got the balls.
Ya, but I'll be getting them any day now
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Do copy that floppy!
Thank you for copying that floppy, but this very serious but lemmy is ded and needs more content. The engegment line must go up!
Oh no, have you tried stabbing it in the heat with an epi pen?
no that might work that would really speed up engagement on lemmy.
Oh nice, does anyone have severe allergies?
maybe the lurker overlords. I don't know they don't engage with us.
They can't stare down from the toilet bowl rim forever. One day a small slip will send them careening down into the writhing pit. And then we'll finally have the critical mass we need to go viral.
yes we need to get that critical mass to jump start lemmy.
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Is this AI?
yeah can't you tell by the different size pixels?
but we need more engagement because lemmy is ded.
You’d be dead too if you took as many drugs as he did. We all would.
Oh no but we need the engagment
I offer you some engagement, sir
Thank you for engaement in these dire times of low engagement in lemmy
I'm having a hard time engaging with content creators, can you try posting this a few dozen times in different instances?
Thank you for engaging with this content I will work on doing that
Engagement for Engagements sake is worthless.
Quality over quantity
Also it is chill to sit on a graveyard and read the tombstones
Our lurker overlords demand content so we must spew content all over so that tgey will be happy and lemmy will not be ded.
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