We’re a collaboration first company, and that’s why the “Bees in my desk!” policy works for us. Nothing brings us closer than the sudden release of bees at our corporate headquarters. Some of you will feel some resistance to the idea, but an anonymous poll overwhelmingly approved of it. We look forward to a sudden swarm at our next mandatory town hall meeting.

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Important Policy Update: As part of our continued commitment to being an inclusive work environment, we've elected to expand our popular 'Bees in my desk!' policy to also include paper wasps, yellow jackets, and tarantula hawks! Please look forward to the roll-out of this new and improved policy starting on Monday!

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Judge all you want, but the paper wasps and tarantula hawks are a real improvement.

Yellow jackets can fuck right off though.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah, you have to try to get tarantula hawks to bother you (unless you're a tarantula), and paper wasps have a pretty small aggression radius.

[–] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

After Thursday, all employees will be required measures the amount of honey(nectar) that is gathered by their desk hive.

[–] ethd@beehaw.org 8 points 1 year ago

Hwhat's this? An overabundance of bees in the workplace? My briefcase full of bees ought to put a stop to that!

[–] SamsungAppleOnePlus@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Can confirm I’m more efficient when collaborating with others when the bees are released.

[–] OpenStars@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

But resistance is fu...n? :-P