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[-] Blibly@lemmy.world 65 points 22 hours ago

Big if true

[-] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 137 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Picture of a computer monitor showing a text editor with the code "if true {}". The font size is so big the code takes most of the width of the monitor.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 16 points 18 hours ago

come the fuck on

string bigIfTrue(Boolean size)
{
    string toAssign = '';
    if (size == true)
    {
        toAssign = 'big';
    }
    else
    {
        toAssign = 'small';
    }
    return toAssign;
}

[-] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 11 hours ago

true ? 'big' : '';

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 hours ago

My beloved

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

String bigIfTrue(Boolean size)
{
    if (size == true){ return "big" }
    return "small";
}

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 28 points 18 hours ago

Bloat. Nobody asked for else.

[-] mcv@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago

Or assignment. Just return.

[-] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 13 points 17 hours ago

Where's your interface and factory?

[-] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 1 points 37 minutes ago

This actually gets loaded as a WASM module by a server less API service when a user ask if true return big

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world -1 points 17 hours ago

hey, this is for fun and pseudocode.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 points 14 hours ago

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 hours ago

Saved

[-] marlowe221@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

That is indeed a big one!

this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2026

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