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[-] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 10 hours ago

Programmers used to be so hostile to women that they needed to transition (evolve) to refill the niche.

[-] Avicenna@programming.dev 28 points 11 hours ago

that is not how a confidence interval... never mind.

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 2 points 50 minutes ago

The confidence interval is 1% - 199%

[-] Artisian@lemmy.world 15 points 16 hours ago

Source please! I want this to be true.

[-] ultimate_worrier@lemmy.dbzer0.com 137 points 23 hours ago

I don’t make the rules…. but I have observed far too often for it to be coincidence that the more brilliant a type theorist is, the more likely it will be that they identify as 🏳️‍⚧️ or 🏳️‍🌈.

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 110 points 22 hours ago

Counterpoint: I used to be a computer scientist in obscure languages, I'm as cis as they come, and I've always been absolutely average. Wait that's not a counterpoint at all

[-] LegoBrickOnFire@lemmy.world 25 points 13 hours ago

Counterpoint: I am a trans woman in CS and I am incompetent

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 21 points 12 hours ago

Maybe you just have imposter syndrome: you think you work in CS but you actually work in retail.

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

That's...not...

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 92 points 22 hours ago

Maybe taking estrogen will elevate your rank.

[-] gbuttersnaps@programming.dev 8 points 6 hours ago

You've convinced me we need to start marketing HRT as performance enhancing drugs for programmers. Maybe that would make corporate America support trans healthcare

[-] Gamechanger@slrpnk.net 83 points 22 hours ago

Would this be considered doping?

[-] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 48 points 21 hours ago

I mean, you're gonna be dope as hell!

[-] girlnamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 23 points 21 hours ago

In that case she’d be able to double jump

[-] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago

This is a common misconception. Trans people actually have a directional air dash.

As a trans woman, I can say it’s actually both

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 21 hours ago

What do the Linux socks unlock? Sneak while running?

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 5 points 18 hours ago

Sneak while browsing, Microsoft and Apple can't track you

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[-] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 17 hours ago

You could say that type theorists are isomorphic to LGBT.

[-] bobo@lemmy.ml 2 points 13 hours ago

What about Gödel, Frege, Cantor, and the other great philosophers-mathematicians of the 20th century?

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 28 minutes ago* (last edited 25 minutes ago)

Godel has a vibe. Don't be so sure.

Cantor is the infinity guy, so clearly he/it's a mind-breaking eldritch abomination with tentacles. (Also, mostly 19th century)

I don't know Frege.

[-] cactusupyourbutt@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

what about alan turing?

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 hours ago

What about them? Listing a few brilliant straight people doesn't negate the other commenter's claim.

[-] Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 12 hours ago

They grew up in an oppressed environment and couldn't develop their own personal preferences (what did I just write?)

[-] LongLive@lemmy.world 23 points 23 hours ago
[-] degen@midwest.social 45 points 22 hours ago

It's kinda like set or category theory. The kind of math that hardly resembles anything at all yet somehow applies everywhere, to infinity and beyond

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 17 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

People who use templates and types to achieve absurd outcomes that just work, maybe?

I have seen a few haskell magic.

[-] solrize@lemmy.ml 11 points 21 hours ago

Dunno about type theory per se but I visited a Haskell-based company a while back, and they said 50% of the women they interviewed were trans. Not sure of the cause and effect relationship. I know of several male-at-the-time programmers who got interested in Haskell and then transitioned later.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 13 points 17 hours ago

They're putting something in the Haskell that's turning the coders trans! (jk)

[-] SleeplessCityLights@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 minutes ago

Straight men are into OCaml, did you not hear yet?

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

You should see what Visual Basic used to do to people.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 hours ago

I know VB from my early days as something like Mikrosofts take on Python. But not 99% sure anymore.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Eh, it was just BASIC combined with the best (by far) visual forms editor available at the time.

[-] solrize@lemmy.ml 30 points 21 hours ago

I had to look it up, DLC is downloadable content.

[-] Blibly@lemmy.world 59 points 21 hours ago
[-] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 131 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)
[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago

come the fuck on

string bigIfTrue(Boolean size)
{
    string toAssign = '';
    if (size == true)
    {
        toAssign = 'big';
    }
    else
    {
        toAssign = 'small';
    }
    return toAssign;
}
[-] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 10 hours ago
[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 hours ago
[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)
String bigIfTrue(Boolean size)
{
    if (size == true){ return "big" }
    return "small";
}
[-] bstix@feddit.dk 26 points 17 hours ago

Bloat. Nobody asked for else.

[-] mcv@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

Or assignment. Just return.

[-] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago

Where's your interface and factory?

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[-] marlowe221@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

That is indeed a big one!

[-] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 18 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Claire's (likely) a good programmer, knows there's always edge cases and is super pedantic.

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