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[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 96 points 1 day ago

Maybe taking estrogen will elevate your rank.

[-] gbuttersnaps@programming.dev 11 points 8 hours ago

You've convinced me we need to start marketing HRT as performance enhancing drugs for programmers. Maybe that would make corporate America support trans healthcare

[-] Gamechanger@slrpnk.net 87 points 1 day ago

Would this be considered doping?

[-] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago

I mean, you're gonna be dope as hell!

[-] girlnamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 25 points 23 hours ago

In that case she’d be able to double jump

[-] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago

This is a common misconception. Trans people actually have a directional air dash.

As a trans woman, I can say it’s actually both

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 23 hours ago

What do the Linux socks unlock? Sneak while running?

[-] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 23 hours ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 23 hours ago

Ooh, nice! Do they work on bikes too, even if you're tragically cis?

Asking for a friend who's me 😁

[-] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 23 hours ago

You still need a helmet, but they do add flair :3

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 5 points 21 hours ago

Sneak while browsing, Microsoft and Apple can't track you

this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2026
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