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[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 115 points 23 hours ago

Counterpoint: I used to be a computer scientist in obscure languages, I'm as cis as they come, and I've always been absolutely average. Wait that's not a counterpoint at all

[-] LegoBrickOnFire@lemmy.world 26 points 13 hours ago

Counterpoint: I am a trans woman in CS and I am incompetent

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 22 points 13 hours ago

Maybe you just have imposter syndrome: you think you work in CS but you actually work in retail.

[-] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 minutes ago

Tbf I had a friend who worked in CS but was actually a mechanic. He just fixed the systems so much they would pay him a diff to go work at other shops computers.

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago

That's...not...

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 94 points 23 hours ago

Maybe taking estrogen will elevate your rank.

[-] gbuttersnaps@programming.dev 8 points 6 hours ago

You've convinced me we need to start marketing HRT as performance enhancing drugs for programmers. Maybe that would make corporate America support trans healthcare

[-] Gamechanger@slrpnk.net 86 points 22 hours ago

Would this be considered doping?

[-] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 52 points 22 hours ago

I mean, you're gonna be dope as hell!

[-] girlnamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 24 points 22 hours ago

In that case she’d be able to double jump

[-] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago

This is a common misconception. Trans people actually have a directional air dash.

As a trans woman, I can say it’s actually both

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 21 hours ago

What do the Linux socks unlock? Sneak while running?

[-] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 21 hours ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 21 hours ago

Ooh, nice! Do they work on bikes too, even if you're tragically cis?

Asking for a friend who's me 😁

[-] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 21 hours ago

You still need a helmet, but they do add flair :3

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 5 points 19 hours ago

Sneak while browsing, Microsoft and Apple can't track you

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 18 hours ago

I think that would be a contrapositive, as the truth table is the same; unlike a converse or an inverse where the truth tables would be opposite

But we're also working with inductive logic here, so maybe truth tables aren't the right tool to use anyway

this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2026
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