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[-] girlnamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 24 points 22 hours ago

In that case she’d be able to double jump

[-] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago

This is a common misconception. Trans people actually have a directional air dash.

[-] girlnamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 2 points 1 hour ago

As a trans woman, I can say it’s actually both

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 21 hours ago

What do the Linux socks unlock? Sneak while running?

[-] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 21 hours ago

Removes fall damage

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 21 hours ago

Ooh, nice! Do they work on bikes too, even if you're tragically cis?

Asking for a friend who's me 😁

[-] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 21 hours ago

You still need a helmet, but they do add flair :3

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 5 points 19 hours ago

Sneak while browsing, Microsoft and Apple can't track you

this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2026

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