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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A New Mexico man was arrested after allegedly shooting and killing his cousin during an argument over whose plate of green chile enchiladas was hotter.

Ervin Joaquin Gutierrez, 22, was charged with an open count of murder in the Aug. 27 killing of 25-year-old Nathaniel Cavazos.

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[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Why does this article have multiple AI slop photos of enchilladas? I'd almost understand the one – just to have something there if you're lazy and useless as fuck – but there are four.

[-] nocturne@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago

And none of them are New Mexican enchiladas, we like 'em flat here.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 day ago

Flat?! That ain't an enchillada. It's a tostada or a quesadilla.

[-] daychilde@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Oh. Food gatekeeping.

Fuck food gatekeeping. I'll take this plate of enchiladas. And a plate of more standard Texmax ones. And some Mexican ones. Give them allllllllll to me and keep them away from people who don't appreciate good food.

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