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After I moved out I told my dad about all the shit I got away with as a kid with a giant smile on my face. What is he going to do about it now, Ground me retroactively? Fuck off.
BTW he found all of it fucking hilarious and commended me on my tact and situational awareness.
The only thing that bothered him was the big ass dent I put in the tailgate of his new truck. He was under the impression that the dealer sold it to him that way and had concealed it so he went back and ripped them a new asshole until they fixed it and now he realizes he was the asshole and not them.
I had a brief period as a child where I pissed in the vents. My logic was its a hole so therefore the pee is gone.
My parents got a good laugh when I told them. Apparently my dad was trying to find the source of that smell for a bit
Omg, your poor dad!
Tbf the only "person" hurt there was a car dealer. As far as I'm concerned that's positive karma right there.