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I'm not great at math but like

Demi = half

Bi = two

2 x 1/2 = uni

And forgive me, this was technically a "changing the sheets" thought.

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[-] mappe@moplemmy.fyi 13 points 5 days ago

All due respect to the serious question herein, but the joke I like to make in this situation is to say I'm trisexual: I'll try anything!

[-] CombatWombat@feddit.online 5 points 5 days ago

This is why beginning cyclists ride tricycles as well

[-] mappe@moplemmy.fyi 4 points 5 days ago

Because they're easier to have sex on without falling over?

[-] daychilde@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

And if you're not a bottom, would that make you a trisexualtops?

…okay, that's really stretching it there…

[-] mappe@moplemmy.fyi 5 points 5 days ago

Proper stretching is important no matter what the sexual preference.

[-] daychilde@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I figured someone would do something with that (I realized after I typed it and thought - eh, let someone else have some fun, too lol)

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