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[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 day ago

Fake because it wasn’t really a bottle of ranch.

Gay because it was really a bottle of jizz.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I don’t think they had the logistics or project management skills to knock out a nut bottle in time for a party.

[-] gigaqps@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Could have used the pony jar

[-] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Practice makes perfect

this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2026

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