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[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 67 points 1 day ago

i believe this one

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 10 points 1 day ago

it's just too relatable...

[-] dracc@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 day ago

'Tism strong enough to sound plausible.

[-] Varesti@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 day ago

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 day ago

Fake because it wasn’t really a bottle of ranch.

Gay because it was really a bottle of jizz.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I don’t think they had the logistics or project management skills to knock out a nut bottle in time for a party.

[-] gigaqps@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Could have used the pony jar

[-] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Practice makes perfect

this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2026

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