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$5000 Bribe Checks [GarthToons]
(lemmy.nz)
Garth German | Bluesky
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Comic Header: The Reality of My Surroundings by GarthGerman
A white guy in a MAGA hat and grey shirt with the American flag on the front, and I H8 Socialism on the shoulder sitting at a table with his wife who is showing him all the past due bills.
MAGA: I’m telling you, once we get the checks from Trump for the DOGE savings…
…and tariff windfall…
…and midterm bribe…
… we’ll be fine!
Their house is in shambles. Their cupboards have stickers that read “Socialism is Evil” and “Stop the Government Handouts”
Betting markets are just polls you can bribe. All a candidate has to do is make some bets in their favor, and you'll be convinced they're winning the race.
Oh I’m not talking about those gambling sites. That’s just my personal view on the odds for this race.
Lot of support for Talarico - I’ve seen maybe 30+ Talarico signs for every Paxton sign (I’ve seen only one Paxton sign so far…)
But I just still think the guy with an R next to his name will win.