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Pervert arrested for 'having sex with koi fish in neighbour's pond' (www.newsflare.com)

submitted 1 day ago by SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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GRAPHIC VIDEO: A pervert was arrested for allegedly having sex with his neighbour's koi fish.

Sex-starved Sutthichai Boonlert, 51, reportedly scooped the hapless koi fish from resident Bobby Anong's pond before using its mouth to pleasure himself.

CCTV captured the shocking sex act as the senior citizen took off his clothes and entered the water in a quiet neighbourhood in Bangkok, Thailand, on September 7.

He held a white dildo while rubbing the koi fish on his genitals before emerging from the pond. He was then seen walking to a dark corner before appearing to use the flailing animal as a makeshift sex toy.

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 48 points 1 day ago

It's just begging for it!

[-] neidu4@piefed.social 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I came here to ask "how??"

I now understand how.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 13 points 1 day ago

Those are some DSL’s if I’ve ever seen them.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 1 day ago

Fun fact: I just image searched "fish with dsls" 🤣

[-] clif@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Is that the nvidia AI game thing?

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 day ago

Dick Sucking Lip System 5.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago

Any good results?

[-] BuckFutter@timeyak.com 7 points 1 day ago

Totally shouldn’t have worn that outfit lol

this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2026

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