What the actual fuck..?! Yeah, that link will stay blue.
51 is senior citizen...??
Right? I'm 12 years from there, and I'll have to work another 19 years after that to retire. May as well just call it quits now.
When can I opt out of living on this world.
In the fish wars, this guy would've been a patriot. /s
smh they arrested him for doing something we've ALL done atleast once...✌️😔 /s
You're not the only one, everyone is just being coy about it.
Ask the question and people tend to clam up.
I'm sorry, but sometimes your kink should be shamed.
Yeah I'm pretty sure that fish wasn't having a happy time.
How do you know? This may be exactly what that fish wanted. Walking around with that sexy mouth all opening closing like that. I mean that's disgusting.
"having sex with" no no, this is rape, jfc
I like that they describe him as "sex-starved" as if that could even begin to explain his actions
Who among us hasn't had thoughts of koi fish when in the throws of a dry spell?
It's those lips.
The man may or mat not have been sex-starved, but the koi fish was definitely hapless. They got that part right.
Since when is 51 a "senior citizen"?
Since they got old /s (since before the average lifespan of people increased in some parts of the world)
If it gets me a discount, I'm fine with it. It's just words.
Wait, a fish fucker AND a pervert?? Man, that guy's got a lot going on.
I know we're making light of this in the comments, dark humor I get it, no judgment on that note.... but this is actually fucking horrifying. That link is hella staying blue.
It's not that intense. Bad quality footage, can barely tell he carries out a fish, it's a white blob. Then Benny hill music starts and he pedals away on a bike while the other guys are running and then tripping over onto their faces. Then womp womp trombone he is in the police station with everyone looking disappointed at him with crossed arms
Yeah, but you see the poor fish, afterwards, and then if you read the article, it just gets worse.
Does Lemmy have block settings for links? For specific ones...
It's just begging for it!
I came here to ask "how??"
I now understand how.
Ya know, suddenly those weird laws banning having sex with fish make a lot more sense.
Okay this is the weirdest Rule 34 I've read.
Brings new meaning to the saying "He sleeps with the fishes"
I'm almost certain there's a scene in the 1998 film, Mafia!, where a similar joke is made, but that phrase is so tied to The Godfather, that search engines only seem to want to throw that movie in my face, even with "-Godfather" in the query. 🤦🏿♀️
Better then ‘waking up to horse head.’
Make me an offal I can't refuse
This dude is 51 years old.
You think he woke up, at 51 and was like "Ya know what? I think I'll try to fuck a fish today".
Nah. This has been going on for years. Probably decades.
I was but a boy of 12 when I first noticed her; a sleek and scaly body breaking the water's surface in my grandfather's pond. Everything changed that day. Gracefully darting and turning with such a distinctly feminine wile, she was... different from the other girls. Different like me. I was sure that she was watching me, just as I was watching her. Could she also be thinking, "is this love?"
You have absolutely zero way to know that. He might have been fucking fish for decades. Or today literally might have been the day.
Unless you're in someones head, you have zero way to know how someone thinks.
I'm not defending nor attacking the fish fucker. I'm just saying you are making claims you have no way to know.
According to the article he did it with fish, dogs, and even dolls before, and got arrested for some of those
Weird that you put "dolls" as the "even" example. Makes it sound like fucking fish, and dogs is bad, but fucking dolls is worse. I would have went with "he did it with fish, dolls, and even dogs."
I'm way more horrified that he fucked a dog, than a doll.
I actually noticed that as well while writing but my ADHD addled brain decided to skip rephrasing as I was certain you'll understand
Quit carping around
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