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Pervert arrested for 'having sex with koi fish in neighbour's pond'
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this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2026
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I know we're making light of this in the comments, dark humor I get it, no judgment on that note.... but this is actually fucking horrifying. That link is hella staying blue.
It's not that intense. Bad quality footage, can barely tell he carries out a fish, it's a white blob. Then Benny hill music starts and he pedals away on a bike while the other guys are running and then tripping over onto their faces. Then womp womp trombone he is in the police station with everyone looking disappointed at him with crossed arms
Yeah, but you see the poor fish, afterwards, and then if you read the article, it just gets worse.
Does Lemmy have block settings for links? For specific ones...
Fucking a fish is horrifying to you??
You would not have survived the earlier internet.
I was on the early internet and yeah, fish fucking is gross dude.
Honey, I'm a veteran of the early internet, my first computer was a fucking Tandy. That's why, after I matured a little, I decided seeing this kind of shit wasn't some test of fortitude I was winning and likely it just wasn't doing my mental health any favors.
Sounds like it didn't do you any either.
If you don't think raping an animal likely to death is horrifying, you should really consider what the internet has done to your brain, dude.
Do you like fish sticks?
I survived the earlier internet. This is still horrifying. And yes, I did see that guy who got killed by the horse. That was very horrifying. Just because some things are truly terrible, doesnt mean other things can't be terrible.
Ah, Mr. Hands. I'll never forget the grunt Mr. Hands makes when the horse perforates his intestines.
There's actually a documentary about it. Dude had spinal damage that caused sexual dysfunction. Resulted in Washington state passing a bestiality law.