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Pervert arrested for 'having sex with koi fish in neighbour's pond'
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this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2026
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You have absolutely zero way to know that. He might have been fucking fish for decades. Or today literally might have been the day.
Unless you're in someones head, you have zero way to know how someone thinks.
I'm not defending nor attacking the fish fucker. I'm just saying you are making claims you have no way to know.
According to the article he did it with fish, dogs, and even dolls before, and got arrested for some of those
Weird that you put "dolls" as the "even" example. Makes it sound like fucking fish, and dogs is bad, but fucking dolls is worse. I would have went with "he did it with fish, dolls, and even dogs."
I'm way more horrified that he fucked a dog, than a doll.
I actually noticed that as well while writing but my ADHD addled brain decided to skip rephrasing as I was certain you'll understand