265

submitted 2 days ago by cm0002@lemdro.id to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

6 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Never gonna lift you up, never gonna break you down.
Never gonna burn one down, or return you.
Never pack onions to make you cry, never gonna stack 'em high.
Never gonna tell you Rhys Darby can't hurt you.

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Don't buy chocolate cookies in July, when the temperature is 105. (one-o-five. Just sayin')

Or ship live lobsters, using Ground™, even if it costs more going any other way.

iiiiiPhone is gonna need a signature. Instead I hand you something wet.

{Refrain repeats}
😎

this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2026

265 points (98.5% liked)

Funny

16189 readers

893 users here now

General rules:

Be kind.
All posts must make an attempt to be funny.
Obey the general sh.itjust.works instance rules.
No politics or political figures. There are plenty of other politics communities to choose from.
Don't post anything grotesque or potentially illegal. Examples include pornography, gore, animal cruelty, inappropriate jokes involving kids, etc.

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

founded 3 years ago

MODERATORS

TheDude@sh.itjust.works

kersploosh@sh.itjust.works

example@reddthat.com

VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works