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[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Don't buy chocolate cookies in July, when the temperature is 105. (one-o-five. Just sayin')

Or ship live lobsters, using Ground™, even if it costs more going any other way.

iiiiiPhone is gonna need a signature. Instead I hand you something wet.

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this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2026

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