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I have an idea for a post, some may have seen a comment of mine earlier. I’m looking for the most offensive-to-coffee-snobs approach to making coffee possible. I’m assuming something to do with instant, but from there, I don’t have many ideas.

Someone suggested reconstituting it in milk, that seems fun, any other ideas? I’m fully expecting the end result to be absolutely disgusting, for what it’s worth. I’m looking for the worst abomination possible, but it still needs to technically be coffee. Get creative, have fun with this. Whichever technique gets chosen (or multiple get combined), I’ll credit in the post I make.

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[-] artifex@piefed.zip 33 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I can’t find it now but I once read a (probably Reddit) post about an engineer who had access to extremely high pressure hydraulics, and force-extruded ultrafine coffee through a semipermeable membrane at something crazy like 100bar.

Edit: Oh you said anti-elitist. Nevermind, my bad.

[-] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

I do actually have a use for some of that info in the post I have in mind, so thank you still for your comment.

But wouldn't a semi-permeable membrane be way to restrictive? I mean, we use them for water filters cause they don't really let things other than than water molecules through.

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