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It beeps when it's done.
It beeps when you press the button.
It beeps when you place it on the base.
But today, it beeps no more.
I classify this as a repair.
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I kind of like the idea of LG's FBI agents sitting in a room listening to the spiders in my basement chat.
Just FYI, that's not how spying works. They collect an insane amount of data from all over, then process that data and extract what they are looking for, it's not a live process. In the case of agencies like the NSA and CIA et al, they don't actually listen to everything everyone ever says, they record it, analyze and process and file it, then the day you become a problem or get on their radar is when they will do a search and get a full history of your life and anything interesting or salient to the case.
It's more to it but nobody sits monitoring live feeds off people's webcams in the middle of the night. I'm sure you know this but a surprising amount of people don't.
" . . you think that guy doesn't know it's not level?"
"He knows it's not level. listen to the f'ing thing"
" . . yeah but he never does nothin about it"
" . . well he's an idiot inn'e"
" . . think any flies will be in tonight?"
"Could be. Chuck said he bagged a biggie last week"