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submitted 3 hours ago* (last edited 5 minutes ago) by balgruuf@nord.pub to c/dull_mens_club@lemmy.world

It beeps when it's done.

It beeps when you press the button.

It beeps when you place it on the base.

But today, it beeps no more.


I classify this as a repair.

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[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 16 points 1 hour ago

I did the same with my fan. Fucker beeped when the sleep timer ended

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 9 points 43 minutes ago* (last edited 41 minutes ago)

That's an insane design choice.

There's a fan here that has a bright blue LED capable of lighting a whole room. That LED shines when the silent mode for the night is activated 🙄

[-] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 7 points 28 minutes ago* (last edited 28 minutes ago)

So many electronics insist upon themselves. You're a fan that blows away the fart smells in the bathroom, you are not the star of the show.

[-] tempest@lemmy.ca 2 points 39 minutes ago

At first I loved the blue LEDs when they showed up in the early 2000 but I've grown to hate them. Why can't a soft green or red be used.

[-] balgruuf@nord.pub 5 points 48 minutes ago

Time's up, now get back to work

[-] anguo@piefed.ca 2 points 9 minutes ago

I want to do that to my mini split wall units, but have to go through quite a bit of stuff to reach the buzzer.

[-] Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 hour ago

Oooh! Our samsung dryer and washer does a long song. I tear off one speaker and the other I just covered the hole for a muffled song.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 22 points 2 hours ago

I hate that modern appliances beep constantly. Whatever happened to giving a shit about being annoying or not? Old appliances would beep or ding once. If you're the idiot and leave something sitting forever that's on you. I would rather have my food get cold than my microwave beep every five seconds indefinitely. Sometimes finishing up a task that is going to take 20 more seconds is the right thing to do, stop aggressively beeping at me.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 minutes ago

My car has no fewer than five different beeps when starting up. Sometimes it just keeps beeping forever. It did when I went to see it for the first time. I was trying it and stopped at a light, and it just kept beeping. Forever. The sales person had no idea why. I wanted it so badly, it’s pre-spyware car but the beeps were untenable. Spent 20 minutes looking up what the f is up with it. I found an obscure old forum post where someone had complained about the overly sensitive sensors and there’s a secret tiny hidden button that doesn’t feel like a real car button when you press it and it mutes them until you restart the car. I found it, pressed it, and the beeps went away.

I’ve had the car for a decade now and the beeps persist, lest I press the “beepn’t” button, and yknow… that’s alright. I wouldn’t trade it for anything, but that’s a hilariously bad design flaw.

[-] Keilik@lemmy.world 19 points 2 hours ago

My friend just bought a toaster that plays a tune when it’s done.

A toaster. That needs to tell you when it’s done.

[-] probable_possum@leminal.space 17 points 1 hour ago

My toaster just triggers the toast catapult when he's done with his thing. Noise notifies me, toasted bread flies around, what's not to like?

[-] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 58 minutes ago
[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 2 points 39 minutes ago

The toast artillery.

[-] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 27 minutes ago* (last edited 7 minutes ago)

All of my Korean appliances sing the songs of their people once they have accomplished the most menial of tasks.

[-] xylol@leminal.space 1 points 15 minutes ago

Wouldn't help the people in the office that go toss a bagel in the toaster then never come back for their burnt charcoal that got stuck because it was too plump to pop up

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 1 points 16 minutes ago

as if the house rattling launch of the toast wasnt enough to tell you, your neighbors, and the russian seismograph monitors on the other side of the world that the toast was ready.

[-] zewm@lemmy.world 11 points 1 hour ago

My rice cooker plays twinkle twinkle little star and I always dance to it when it’s done.

[-] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

The difference is the rice cooker doesnt have metal parts launching upwards creating a very loud distinct sound that already indicates in the room that the toast is done.

With that said there were some really cool old toasters from like the 1950's that had self toasting where you put the slices in and it automatically drops down and then rises quietly back up when its done. If that one had a small song I could at least understand that.

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Those are so fucking cool

Edit: Sunbeam Radiant Control

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Does it require a Bluetooth connection? Lol I wish that was entirely a joke question

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

this post versus the series of recent posts about removing microphones from TV remote controls:

Giancarlo Esposito (actor who played Gus Fring in Breaking Bad, albeit not doing so in this photo) wearing a suit and adjusting his tie. It's the "we are not the same" meme template, but with no text.

(links to some of the posts)

[-] makyo@lemmy.world 1 points 34 minutes ago

100% with you. I purchase appliances with a pleasant tone or sound off feature as my top priority.

[-] harcesz@szmer.info 24 points 2 hours ago

This should be a service. And some fancy EU regulation banning ones you can't mute.

[-] balgruuf@nord.pub 17 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Luckily this is a pretty simple thing to diy, at least for a kettle.

If anyone wants to repeat this, but doesn't know how:

  • Unscrew the bottom (if the screws are different, keep track of which goes where)
  • Locate the beeper and...
    • Remove it with a soldering iron
    • Cut its legs off with some kind of clipper
    • If you have neither, wiggle it until the legs break, or carefully rip it off the board
[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 3 points 38 minutes ago

keep track of which goes where

Is it a legit repair if you don't have some parts left over after reassembling? 🤔

[-] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 hour ago

Is there no need to replace it with a resistor of equal value?

[-] glibg10b@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 hour ago

I doubt a beeper would be put in series with something important...

[-] balgruuf@nord.pub 9 points 1 hour ago

Piezo buzzers aren't exactly resistive loads, and I don't think cutting normal speakers would break appliances either. My kettle works the same as before, just less annoying.

[-] kindenough@kbin.earth 10 points 2 hours ago

My water dispenser needs this repair. Beeps a total of six times for a cup of warm water. Come to think of it, most of my appliances need this repair. Can't even throw a frikandel late at night in the airfryer without waking the whole appartment building. And it is called a Ninja?

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 2 points 33 minutes ago

The ninja air fryers are famous for their obnoxious and loud beeps! Friend of mine has one, and I was stunned by how loud it beeps. And it does that at every step of the process: Choosing temperature and time, starting, restarting (after necessary turning over the fried goods), at the end (multiple times then).

Looked it up and found loads of complaints about that problem.

[-] StealthLizardDrop@piefed.social 2 points 58 minutes ago

This is amazing, I wish to do the same for a microwave! That thing is so damn loud it's a pain!

[-] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 55 minutes ago

RTFM? The beep of my microwave can be turned off by holding two buttons for 3 seconds.

[-] kettuli@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Ah, my fancy Japanese kettle that doesn’t beep at all. Worth every euro.

[-] RealisticBroccoli@piefed.social 2 points 1 hour ago

you can also cover the small hole with tape first. this reduces the volume quite a bit. I do this if I can't reach the underside and I don't want risking to damage the PCB.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 14 points 3 hours ago

Now do my stupid LG dryer, it beeps out a song thats like a full 40 seconds long

[-] jakobmn@feddit.dk 6 points 2 hours ago

I believe our LG washer had a setting to turn that off.

[-] Setiyeti93@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 hours ago

Yeah but if you turn it off it sends a message to the LG servers to steal even more data!

[-] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

I kind of like the idea of LG's FBI agents sitting in a room listening to the spiders in my basement chat.

[-] manualoverride@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

Ah! The “LG user interface preference setting”.

Select to disable turning off the noise suppression and selling of all user data, including audio, video recordings and transcripts obtained by sensors on your machine. LG retains exclusive rights to own your (our) kitchen.

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[-] confusedwiseman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 hours ago

My LG washer and dryer both allow it to be turned off on the machine’s controls. It’s labeled as a press-and-hold button function. Yes, they’re “smart”, no it’s never been connected via Bluetooth or WiFi.

It stays off till turned back on.

[-] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 hours ago

Mine does the same and also beeps when you take it from the base. I should repair it too.

[-] supermurs@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Good job mate

[-] bruce965@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 hours ago

I would like to apply the same ~~mod~~ repair to my air fryer.

Do you think it might make sense to add a small resistor instead of removing it entirely? What could be a good value?

[-] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 2 points 1 hour ago

Being less confident in my soldering skills, I also just cover the emitter in hot glue, or that tacky stuff that kids hang posters with.

[-] markko@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

The air fryer is one that I actually find useful, but it was way too loud so I just covered it with hot glue

[-] balgruuf@nord.pub 5 points 2 hours ago

Should work, yeah. I guess I'd start by trying something like 100 ohms, but I don't really know.

[-] thenoirwolfess@fedinsfw.app 4 points 2 hours ago

Well done! I did the same with a previous air fryer. My apartment is 5m wide; the beeps are very much not necessary

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Definitely counts as a repair. Did the same to my microwave although much easier (simply put some tape on the metal bell it has inside).

I know when the microwave is done. It's silent then.

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