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[-] foggy@lemmy.world 35 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

"oh shit! I think that was Davey Roberts! We used to hang out on the playground back at PS 119 back when we were kids. I wonder what the hell that was about..."

Cut to Facebook search for Davey roberts

cut to messenger live conversation

"Davey!! Long time no see buddy! How you been?!"

...

"your it" (misspelled, no punctuation)

Sandlers character gets a notification indicating he's been invited to a Facebook group

sees group name

"PS 119 Tag Never Ended"

This winter...

cut to playground stock footage

Adam sandler is...

fast cuts of adults sprinting down alleys

"Still It"

Rated PG-13

Coming to theaters December 23rd

[-] chahn.chris@piefed.social 8 points 16 hours ago

This is an snl thing waiting to happen

[-] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 7 points 17 hours ago

Give this premise to Musk and he'll swear his AI can make it a movie in a week!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I mean, it's not impossible for xitter's pedobot to make movies I hear (which is how it earned its name). If you gave me and my old film studio enough cocaine we could script, storyboard, and splice the clips together in about a week. It would not be pretty or up to my [this gets shown to anyone ever] standards for my work, but it could be done.

The only dude at the studio who liked cocaine was the executive producer, and we closed the studio in 2005. We'd realistically need different stimulants or more time

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